toast roast

when you roast a white person with a fake tan
"let's head down to the beach and toast roast"
by harrysaidso March 10, 2016
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Squid Roast

Squid roast is a derivative of the common Australian Vernacular phase "spit roast". a Spit Roast, in turn, is similar to the American root phrase "finger cuffs" made famous in the 1997 film Chasing Amy by Kevin Smith.

A squid roast is when a particularly eager and morally apathetic lady takes as many cocks as she can. Similar to a gang bang and differs only slightly in that (8) is the magic number of cocks required to achieve true squid roast status.

The first (4) are pretty obvious, but finding places for the next (4) is quite challenging and often leads to a something akin to a snake mating ball.
My girlfriend said she wants a squid roast for her Birthday, and if I'm nice she'll let me watch.
by Yankee down under March 22, 2022
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pill-roast

snapping a pill in half, taking one half orally and sticking the other up your batty crease
rah that pill-roast has got me waved
by rorysagimp February 19, 2022
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Ripe Roast

When you put your testicles on a pan fresh out of the oven
Person: So I heard that some random ass dude went ahead and put their nuts on a hot oven pan
Person 2: That's what I call a Ripe Roast!
by Raviable March 30, 2020
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roast porker

A human carnivore who into bestiality necrophilia. Often will have sex with a slit cut in a piece of store bought meat and then eat it or Sex with road killed animals
You see the news today? They caught a roast porker in the act on highway 9 . He was viewed by over one hundred motorist and a few bus loads of children. Exhibitionist are some strange folks!
by Dick Goesinya June 02, 2017
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Brogans gran’s roasts

Brogans grans roast potatoes are a wonderful thing to behold

They were amazing until she dropped dead
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