Seinfeld

The only show in the history of man where you have to watch it to get the funniness of the jokes.

Kramer: Hey you want a Junior Mint?
Jerry: No I'm good.
Kramer: C'mon they're chocolatey and refreshing. They're delicious!
Jerry: No!
Kramer: (hands one to Jerry and it falls into guy getting operated on).

That joke might not have seemed funny here, but if you watch it you'll laugh your fucking ass off. It's the perfect example of a Seinfeld joke.

by Tikibarberfan March 19, 2010

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Discrimibate

When you only jack off to one race.

Kim Kardashian discrimibates to black guys.

by Tikibarberfan February 26, 2011

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Arthur

A fatass aardvark with a cake fetish.

Arthur is a fatass aardvark with a cake fetish.

by Tikibarberfan July 30, 2010

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Pass Interference

When you're about to make a flirty, kind of douchey comment (aka making pass) and your conscience interferes.

I was gonna tell her she was hot like a volcano taco, but then I experienced pass interference.

by Tikibarberfan March 02, 2010

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Pass Interference

When your about to make a douchey flirty comment with a girl (aka making pass) and your conscience interferes.

I was about to tell her she was hot like a volcano taco, but then I experienced pass interference.

by Tikibarberfan March 02, 2010

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Phuck

How I say "fuck" on FaceBook so I don't get in trouble.

You killed my girlfriend, ground her into chili and then fed that chili to me?!!? Phuck you!

by Tikibarberfan February 01, 2010

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Titties

Make the world go round

When I was a baby I was suckin on titties
Now that I'm older still suckin on titties
Different titties- but titties nonetheless
First thing I do when a girl undress

by Tikibarberfan July 28, 2010

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